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Wanyakyusa hatariiii jamanii

Mkristo 255 Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Wanyakyusa bwana! Eti kwa kuwa majina yao mengi yanaanziwa na MWA... kama vile *MWAkipesile *MWAmusaku *MWAisoja *MWAkilulele Basi eti...

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Jamaa anamatatizo kaingia kwa daktari</div>
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JAMAA=dokta ninatatizo huku chini<br />
DOKTA=hebu vua tone</div>
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JAMAA=navua ila usunicheke ,plz dkt<br />
usinicheke</div>
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DOCKTA=usijali mimi hii ndo kazi yangu siwezi<br />
kumcheka mgojwa ,jamaa akavua suruari<br />
kuonesha DUSHELELE(¡) yake ,basi dokta<br />
kuona ustaarabu ukamshinda akaanza<br />
kucheka kama dk3 hadi machozi yakamtoka<br />
kwani DUSHELELE(uume) ya jamaa ni kadogo<br />
kama betrii ya AAA(betrii za remote ya<br />
TV)daktari alipomaliza kucheka mazungumzo<br />
yakaendelea</div>
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DOKTA=enhee tatizo nini</div>
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JAMAA=imevimba toka juzi ,,dokta akazimia<br />
pale pale</div>
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Jamaa anamatatizo kaingia kwa daktari JAMAA=dokta ninatatizo huku chini DOKTA=hebu vua tone JAMAA=navua ila usunicheke ,plz dkt usini...

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VICHAA WA DIJITALI

Mitaani forum Monday, July 11, 2016

Vichaa waliambiwa watengeneze TV kwakutumia mabox. Siku ya kuleta TV vichaa wote wakaleta mabox yao kasoro mmoja aliyekuja na karatasi. ...

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HUKO UJERUMANIIIII

Mitaani forum Monday, July 11, 2016

<p dir="ltr">...Hii imetokea huko ujerumani ambapo daktari mmoja wa vichaa mwenye hospitali yake binafsi alikuwa anasafiri na vichaa<br>
wake watatu wenye nafuu katika ndege ndogo toka mji mmoja kwenda mji mwingine.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Wakiwa hewani wagonjwa wawili walikuwa wanacheza cheza na kupiga kelele ndani ya ndege kwa nyuma wakati mmoja ametulia<br>
kimya akiwa ameshika gazeti. </p>
<p dir="ltr">Kelele zilikuwa zinasumbua kiasi fulandi ndipo Yule mgonjwa aliyekuwa kimya akaenda kwa<br>
daktari mbele katika chumba cha kuongozea ndege na kuzungumza na daktari wao</p>
<p dir="ltr">Mgonjwa: Samahani dokta, nilikuwa nafikiri kama tungewapa mipira wachezee ili wapunguze kelele</p>
<p dir="ltr">Daktari: Ni sawa haina tatizo, wazo zuri sana<br>
Yule mgonjwa akarudi nyuma kwa wenzie kisha baada ya kama dakika kumi hivi kule nyuma kulikuwa kimya kabisa. Daktari<br>
akafurahishwa mno na ubunifu wa yule mgonjwa mmoja na kuona kuwa maendeleo yake ni mazuri.<br>
Daktari akataka kuwapa pongezi kwa kukaa kimya, akamuita yule mgonjwa aliyetoa wazo na kumuuliza</p>
<p dir="ltr">Daktari: aisee! Wazo lako ni zuri sana, waambie wenzio kuwa tukifika nitawapa zawadi kwa utulivu wa leo</p>
<p dir="ltr">Mgonjwa: nilipata wazo zuri zaidi ya lile, nilipowapa mpira nikawafungulia mlango wakachezee barazani. Wakiingia ndani</p>
<p dir="ltr">nitawaambia. Shukrani dokta.</p>
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...Hii imetokea huko ujerumani ambapo daktari mmoja wa vichaa mwenye hospitali yake binafsi alikuwa anasafiri na vichaa wake watatu wenye n...

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HAHAHAHA....PUMBA

Mitaani forum Monday, July 11, 2016

...MVUTA bangi alikwenda kwa daktari na kumwambia. “Mara nyingi huwa nazungumza na watu, lakini cha kushangaza watu hao huwa siwaoni, ut...

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VUNJA MBAVUU

Mitaani forum Saturday, July 02, 2016

Babu mmoja aligongwa na gar wakat anapatiwa firt aid wa2 wakasema amezimia kamleteen maziwa...babu alipockia akajibu na bagia za mia tatu ...

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MIKASA NA VISA VYA MADENGE

Mitaani forum Friday, June 17, 2016

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<span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">Hizi Ndio kumbukumbu zangu za visa za Madenge sijui na wenzangu mnakumbuka zipi?</span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">1. Madenge Darasani kwao alikuja mwalimu mpya wa kike. Akauliza swali 2+2= ? Madenge kama kawaida yake akanyoosha mkono Mwalimu akamchagua Madenge basi Madenge akajibu Mwalimu hiyo Rahisi ni 5(TANO) aliisema kwa nguvu zote... Mwalimu akamwambia Madenge umekosa ni 4 basi Madenge akajitetea Mwalimu mie nilikuwa nakujaribu tu kuona wewe Kweli Mwalimu au umekuja kututania sasa ndio nimekubali wewe mwalimu mie najuwa kama ni 4 endelea kufundisha kumbe unafaa... </span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">2. Madenge katoroka shule kamuaga Mwalimu amefiwa na Mjomba wake. Mwalimu baadae ikabidi aende kwa kina Madenge akamkuta Baba yake Madenge ameketi anasikiliza Radio mbao pembeni Betri za National zengine zipo juwani...LOl! yule Mwalimu kufika Baba madenge poleni Yule Baba kwamshangao na kitu Gani? Mwalimu- Madenge kaaga amefiwa na Mjomba wake hajamaliza Madenge katokea </span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">Baba Madenge- we Kenge Mjomba yako yupi huyo amefariki?</span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">Madenge- Baba kwani hujui Ankal Maiko Jaksoni amefariki .... Baba yake akamtowa nduki..</span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">3. Ya tatu na ya mwisho kwangu ni hii.</span><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: #f3fcfc; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.4px; text-align: left;">Madenge alikuwa na mchezo wa kukojoa kitandani sasa Kurudi Baba yake kwa hasira kamtowa mbio wewe kila siku unakojoa kitandani sasa katika zile mbio Madenge anakimbia huku anasema haya tuone Kikojozi wa sasa na wazamani anani anambio sana? tehteh.</span></div>
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Hizi Ndio kumbukumbu zangu za visa za Madenge sijui na wenzangu mnakumbuka zipi? 1. Madenge Darasani kwao alikuja mwalimu mpya wa kike. Aka...

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HAHAHA..NI ZAIDI YA KILAZA

Mitaani forum Thursday, June 16, 2016

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MWALIMU ALIKUWA ANAFUNDISHA SHULE YA VICHAA NA ALIJIWEKEA UTARATIBU KUWA KILA MWISHO WA MWAKA ATAWAPA JARIBIO LA NANI AMEJARIBU KUPONA UKICHAA SIKU MOJA ALIPOKUWA DARASANI ALICHORA MLANGO UBAONI ALAFU AKAWAAMBIA VICHAA KUWA WATOKE NJE, WALE VICHAA WAKAKIMBILIA WOTE UBAONI ILI WATOKEE MLANGO ALIO UCHORA MWALIMU UBAONI, kulikuwa pia kuna mwanafunzi aliyekaa kwenye kiti mwalimu alimuuliza kwanini wewe hutoki nje kama wenzio? Yule kichaa alisema nashangaa wanang\'ang\'ania kutoka mlangoni wakati funguo ninazo mimi... By Big <u>EviL</u></div>
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MWALIMU ALIKUWA ANAFUNDISHA SHULE YA VICHAA NA ALIJIWEKEA UTARATIBU KUWA KILA MWISHO WA MWAKA ATAWAPA JARIBIO LA NANI AMEJARIBU KUPONA UKIC...

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CHUMBA CHA MTIHANII

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<span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-weight: normal;">Haya huwa ndiyo yanayojiri ndani ya chumba cha mtihaniiiiiiii..........kwanini ufeli wakati kuna njia mbadala?hahahah                    </span></b></span><br />
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Haya huwa ndiyo yanayojiri ndani ya chumba cha mtihaniiiiiiii..........kwanini ufeli wakati kuna njia mbadala?hahahah ...

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